Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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