I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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