I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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