My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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