**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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