You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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