Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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