i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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