We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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