We should be called the Road Head Warriors
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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