Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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