birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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