can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Rumble strips road head = magical
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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