There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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