You just made me feel so damn special
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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