He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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