ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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