Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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