i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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