she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it was like eating out sand paper
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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