let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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