ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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