Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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