So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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