I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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