Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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