yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
there is glitter all over my balls
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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