AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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