Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
is that a dick in a sweater?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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