i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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