I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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