She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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