I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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