I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
