I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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