I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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