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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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