How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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