Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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