remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
