just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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