Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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