You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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