I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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