Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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