Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Floor bacon is actually really good
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
