Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
