never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
