thus making me awesome and them whores
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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