it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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